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rusty - 15 - the land of oz
Best.Thing.Ever (Taken with instagram)
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- friend: who's the gay looking one from one direction?
- me: you're gonna have to be more specific
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ew, i never take selfies, (EVER - i’m too ugly 💩) but I sorta like how this turned out. well, thanks to instagram 😉 (Taken with instagram)
This happened yesterday while I was in WalMart.
- Male cashier with multiple tattoos (two of them are colored in with rainbow): How are you this evening?
- Me: Pretty good. Starving, obviously. How are you?
- Cashier: Not bad. I can't wait to get off my shift and get home to my boyfriend.
- Woman behind me: Wait, you're gay?
- Cashier: Yeah. . . ?
- Woman: That's a shame.
- Me: Why?
- Woman: He seemed like such a wonderful man, it's a shame he's gay.
- Cashier: Why is it a shame?
- Woman: It's wrong! It's immoral, it's dis-
- Me: Excuse me, but what's it to you if he's gay?
- Woman: It's offensive!
- Me: But how does it affect you?
- Woman: What?
- Me: Where exactly does it start to make sense that it affects you? A relationship is between 2 people, not 3.
- Woman: *sputters a bit, then leaves without her food*
- Cashier: . . . Wow, thank you.
- Me: Ignorant people are the reason I claim to be allergic to the human race.
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Who would let a perfectly good ice cream just melt?
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Molting Bella! (Taken with instagram)
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