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rusty - 15 - the land of oz

Best.Thing.Ever (Taken with instagram)

Best.Thing.Ever (Taken with instagram)

(Source: annaverway)

  • friend: who's the gay looking one from one direction?
  • me: you're gonna have to be more specific
ew, i never take selfies, (EVER - i’m too ugly 💩) but I sorta like how this turned out. well, thanks to instagram 😉 (Taken with instagram)

ew, i never take selfies, (EVER - i’m too ugly 💩) but I sorta like how this turned out. well, thanks to instagram 😉 (Taken with instagram)

This happened yesterday while I was in WalMart.

  • Male cashier with multiple tattoos (two of them are colored in with rainbow): How are you this evening?
  • Me: Pretty good. Starving, obviously. How are you?
  • Cashier: Not bad. I can't wait to get off my shift and get home to my boyfriend.
  • Woman behind me: Wait, you're gay?
  • Cashier: Yeah. . . ?
  • Woman: That's a shame.
  • Me: Why?
  • Woman: He seemed like such a wonderful man, it's a shame he's gay.
  • Cashier: Why is it a shame?
  • Woman: It's wrong! It's immoral, it's dis-
  • Me: Excuse me, but what's it to you if he's gay?
  • Woman: It's offensive!
  • Me: But how does it affect you?
  • Woman: What?
  • Me: Where exactly does it start to make sense that it affects you? A relationship is between 2 people, not 3.
  • Woman: *sputters a bit, then leaves without her food*
  • Cashier: . . . Wow, thank you.
  • Me: Ignorant people are the reason I claim to be allergic to the human race.
theminimello:

Who would let a perfectly good ice cream just melt?

theminimello:

Who would let a perfectly good ice cream just melt?

(Source: nikkiyoubleedjusttoknowyouralive, via teenage-dirt-bag)

Molting Bella! (Taken with instagram)

Molting Bella! (Taken with instagram)

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